Viewing Date: 1/29/15
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sam Worthington, Joe Manganiello, Josh Holloway, and Terrence Howard
Plot: Members of an elite DEA task force find themselves being taken down one by one after they rob a drug cartel safe house. (From IMDB)
Rules:
-Illegal activity
-Cops die
-Schwarzeneggerisms – smoking cigars, bad puns/one liners, flexing unnecessarily, feats of strength
-Bad American accents done by non – Americans
Quotes:
“I’m not going to stick my dick where your dick has been.”
“It doesn’t look like a dick.”
“It’s time to do the Lord’s work.” = going to a strip club
“Pull your fuc%in panties out of your ass and drink a fuc%in beer.”
“Nick, wake up you drunk fuc%.”
“That’s what you get for fingering the devil’s pu$$y.”
“You’re awesome on a road trip, you know that?”
“What the hell are we doing here? We could be drinking beers and throwing dollar bills at someone naked.”
“Ammo’s cheap. My life ain’t.”
Viewer Quotes:
“How old is Schwarzenegger now? 78?”
“These are the worst cops ever.”
“In the 80’s cool guys lived in their mobile homes… Peeing in their sinks.”
“I hated Michael from Lost.”
Things we learned:
-Wrapping bodies in chicken wire and dumping them in a pond keeps them from floating up.
-A lot of decent actors can’t make a bad movie work.
-The cartel is not someone you want to fuc% with.
-Innocent cyclists are the best way to stop a bad guy in a car chase.
Final Take:
The whole movie should have been like the last 20 minutes – silly and gratuitous. In general it was gratuitous but it took itself way too seriously. There was a great cast, but they did nothing with it. This was a wasted opportunity all the way around.
Bad Movie Thursday 