Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 12/3/2020

Starring: Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton

Plot: DEA agents flying cargo as part of their cover make an emergency landing on a remote island in the pacific, where several unscrupulous parties are looking for a WWII gold treasure.

Rules

• Sexual innuendo
• Shirtless People (advanced rule)
• Smooth Jazz

Quotes

• “…and enough money to live in style for the next 100 years.”
• “Don’t spend it all in one piece… Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaa!”
• “My ideology means far more to me than fame or fortune.”
• After killing a rooster – “There goes our alarm clock, eh?”
• “Even Mother Theresa has her dark side.”
• “Who else knows you’re here?” – “My whole sorority, and they’re going to be real pissed if I’m not back by Hell Week.”

Viewer Quotes

• “It’s just your standard fruit and budweiser basket.”
• “Is this a sophisticated piece of technology?” – “It’s a sophisticated piece of plastic that beeps.”
• “You know they’re not going to be able to resist saying the name of the movie at some point.”
• “Who is this blonde guy? Didn’t he put that pushpin in that guy’s neck? Who does he work for? What was the point of replacing him?”
• “That’s a good ‘I’ve just been stabbed’ face. His eyes went all crossed and everything.”

Things We Learned

• They smuggled china white in pineapples back in the 80’s in Hawaii.
• Bras are only worn as a shirt in Hawaii, never underneath other clothes.

Final Take: A campy film with boobs, budweisers, bullets, babes, and bad acting. If you’ve seen one Andy Sidaris, you’ve pretty much seen them all. They all have the same actors playing basically the same parts, so you should know what you’re getting yourself into. It was entertaining, and the boobs were plentiful, and also very 80’s looking. You’ll have a good time.