Archive for December, 2015




Viewing Date: 12/10/2015

Summary:  New kid in town Brodie and bad-boy Zakk quickly bond over their mutual admiration of heavy metal. But when these two metal thrashing losers unwittingly summon malevolent forces, their dreams of stardom may just have to be put on hold.(via Rotten Tomatoes)

Starring: Some Kiwis


  • Every time someone visualizes themselves as a rock star
  • Hand drawn air graphics
  • 80’s music references
  • Decapitations
  • Blood spraying out of stuff.
  • “Brutal”


  • “Dude, what the hell? It’s a fucking Rick Astley record!”
  • “Does anybody want something from the shop?” – “Gold Bond (?), Vaseline, jumper cables and amonium nitrate.” “I don’t think they sell that combination of things.”
  • “Should we check his pulse?” – “He has a fucking engine for a head.  Don’t think he’s going to be walking this one off.”
  • “Wait, 3 AM pacific or eastern?  Do demons recognize daylight savings?”
  • “You’re pretty good at whacking guys off, bro.”
  • “I expected this…he’s chaotic neutral and you’re lawful good.”
  • “Damn.  I can’t tell if I have a fear boner or a boner boner.”
  • “If we soil our pants, do you think they’ll let us go?” – “I guess we’ll find out soon!”
  • “Which one of you wants to be skull-fucked first?” – “Not me.  I need my skull for exams.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “They have dildos everywhere!”

What We Learned

  • Demons make you shit blood.
  • In New Zealand you wash your face in a trough of water.
  • Dildos are good weapons against demons.

Final Take

Pretty damn good.  Over the top violence without really any CGI, which is a nice change these days.  Funny, and had some T&A sprinkled in there.  I might have to watch it again, if only to make sense of the garbled New Zealanders.