Viewing Date: 2/28/16
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Hayden Christensen
Plot: When the heir of the Imperial throne becomes the target of an assassination by his despised older brother, the young prince must flee the kingdom and seek protection. His only hope for survival is a reluctant war-weary crusader named Jacob, who must overcome his own personal demons and rally the assistance of a mythical outlaw known as The White Ghost. Together they must fight side by side in an epic battle to return the prince to his rightful place on the throne (via IMDB).
Rules
- Nic cage forgets his English accent
- Drunk / drug vision
- When Hayden learns that opium is not the answer and throws his stash away.
- “White Ghost”
- “Black Guards”
Quotes
“Black guards are as thick as flies on a farting ghosts ass here because of you!”
“(indecipherable mumbling), this is MY medicine!”
“I’m a simple man- easily bedazzled by swift-talking, young princes.”
Viewer Quotes
“The mitoclorians are strong with this one”
“All I want to know is where the hell is Nic Cage?”
“Does he need to pay the ghost?”
What We Learned
- Nic Cage can’t do an English accent
- Hayden Christensen still makes movies (but not very many)
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