Date watched: 9/15/22
Starring: The old guy who sells Gremlins
Plot: An evil ninja attempts to avenge his death from beyond the grave, by possessing an innocent woman’s body. (From IMDB)
Rules:
- Ninja weapons
- Superhero Ninja Things
- 80s callbacks to other movies
- Floating swords
- Christie dancing
Quotes:
- “You got this to kill a cop with or something?”
- “I don’t have any coffee in my apartment, but I have some v8 juice. Would you like to take me home?”
- “I am a ninja!”
Viewer Quotes:
- “I remember my mom did jazzercise at the rec center.”
- “There’s nothing sexy about v8.”
- “She’s going to call 187 demon ninja.”
- “He’s so hairy. He looks like Gollum. He should take his sweater off.”
Things we learned:
- Ninjas can crush golf balls and pool balls with their hands.
- Ninjas can dig holes like a gopher.
- Only a ninja can destroy a ninja.
Final Take:
Wow, there’s a lot to take in, and I mean that as a compliment! This is a very odd, silly, stupid, ridiculous movie that is incredibly enjoyable to watch. I would highly recommend this piece as pure BMT “art”.
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