Viewing Date: 8/28/2014
Starring: No one really. The lead looks sort of like Greg Kinnear
Plot
A former vigilante who has embraced his peaceful nature comes to the aid of a young mother in trouble with a cannibalistic drug lord. (IMDB)
Rules
- A Johnny Cash-ish song plays
- Fisheye lens shots
- Eye jokes, references to the eye-patch
- “Mr. Lizard”
- Drug use
Quotes
“Nothing like poopin’ indoors.”
“Did I tell you I’m a roadie for Hoobastank?”
“Are you doing this to bang my wife?”
“You are unwilling to cut-off your genitalia to make amends.”
“I’m down with the whole eardrum for an eardrum thing, but if my Eustachian tube gets infected….”
“…I’ve been f’d by a cement fist and dropped by a
Viewer Quotes
“He was strangling him…. And his Johnson.”
“Methed up Meth-heads could outrun anybody… Over a short distance.”
What We Learned
If you have enough drugs you can turn people to murder and cannibalism.
Three-wheelers are as unsafe as advertised (shouldn’t be operated by meth-heads)
A meth-head can survive for a long time after being disemboweled by a dog
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