Viewing Date: 10/15/2015
Summary: When American soldiers inadvertently steal Attila the Hun’s secret riches, the wrath of the barbarian is awakened; the mummified warrior will stop at nothing to kill the intruders. (via IMDB)
Starring: No one worth mentioning
Rules
- Crazy scientist chews on a puzzle piece
- “Staff” or “Stick”
- Zombie monster kills somebody
- Someone ineffectively tries to shoot zombie monster
Quotes
“You can pry it off, fry it off, or fuck it off.”
“It was stolen from our lab at zero-twelve-hundred hours.” (zero-twelve-hundred?!)
“Bulldog, are you dead?” “No Sir.”
Viewer Quotes
“Are these guys the A Team?” “More like the C team.”
“Hamilton-esque hiccups!”
What We Learned
- The holy grail was obtained during WWII
- Nothing can kill the zombie monster and the only thing that can slow it down is karate.
- The filmmakers seemed to think this movie is good enough to set up sequels
- There is no purpose to the zombie monster except for murderous rampage
- The reincarnated son of Attila the Hun has a burned up face, but the rest of his body is fine.
Final Take
Ehh… The movie didn’t really make sense. It was a stereotypical movie about an unstoppable monster that an elite (?) squad of soldiers have to take down. They are all killed, and the general was behind it and had a secret agenda. We’re still not sure why the zombie was killing everyone… Skip this one.
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