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Apr
18

Assassin’s Creed

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Date Watched: 4/12/18

Starring: Michael Fassbender, lots of “others”.

Plot: Have you played the game?  It’s the game.

Rules

  • Time Travel
  • “Assassin” or “the Creed”
  • Talk about or show the Apple of Eden
  • Assassinating people (with the hidden blade = 2x)
  • Present time Fassbender mirroring past Fassbender.
  • Jeremy Irons standing pensively in the window.

Quotes

  • “Violence is what kept me alive.”  –  “Well, technically you’re dead.”
  • “When I die today, don’t waste your tears.”
  • “He’s synchronizing…”
  • “I can’t feel my legs.”  –  “The paralysis is temporary.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “There’s nothing quotable in this movie.”
  • “He’s so awesome he broke the machine.”  –  “He got an achievement.”
  • “That guy went for the claw hand?”  –  “That’s what I would go for.”
  • “I don’t understand, at all.  Was this attempting to set up a sequel?”

Things We Learned

  • The Animus must fling your body forward to synchronize your memories.
  • Assassin’s and Templars have been at war for centuries.

 

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