Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 4/26/18

Starring: Michael Gross, Jamie Kennedy

Plot:  The stakes are raised for survivalist, Burt Gummer (Michael Gross) in his most dangerous monster hunt yet. When Gummer’s hired to capture a deadly Ass-blaster terrorizing South Africa, he and his new sidekick Travis Welker (Jamie Kennedy) engage in a battle of survival against the fiercely aggressive Ass-blasters and Graboids. Discovering the monsters have evolved into even more lethal creatures, their killer mission takes on a whole new level of unseen terror–far more than they bargained for (via IMDB).

Rules

• Say “Grabboids”, “Ass Blasters”, “Shriekers”
• Remember the house rules- creature vision, mustaches, stock footage, dismemberments- and you’ll be fine.

Quotes

“If you have ass blasters, you have graboids.”

“You’re just another pimple here on the ass of progress.”

(Drinking urine) “Definitely an acquired taste.”

“This is a bag of dicks.” (assessment of a bad situation)

Viewer Quotes

“Man he looks old.”  “Which one?”  “Well, both of them, but Jamie Kennedy looks terrible.”

“I never thought I’d say this, but Michael Gross greatly outshines Jamie Kennedy.”

“Father son?  How did we not see this coming?”

“When he made Son of Mask, do you think he knew he would be Son of Tremors?”

Date Watched: 4/12/18

Starring: Michael Fassbender, lots of “others”.

Plot: Have you played the game?  It’s the game.

Rules

• Time Travel
• “Assassin” or “the Creed”
• Talk about or show the Apple of Eden
• Assassinating people (with the hidden blade = 2x)
• Present time Fassbender mirroring past Fassbender.
• Jeremy Irons standing pensively in the window.

Quotes

• “Violence is what kept me alive.”  –  “Well, technically you’re dead.”
• “When I die today, don’t waste your tears.”
• “He’s synchronizing…”
• “I can’t feel my legs.”  –  “The paralysis is temporary.”

Viewer Quotes

• “There’s nothing quotable in this movie.”
• “He’s so awesome he broke the machine.”  –  “He got an achievement.”
• “That guy went for the claw hand?”  –  “That’s what I would go for.”
• “I don’t understand, at all.  Was this attempting to set up a sequel?”

Things We Learned

• The Animus must fling your body forward to synchronize your memories.
• Assassin’s and Templars have been at war for centuries.