Archive for April, 2020

23
Apr
20

From Paris With Love (2010)

From Paris with Love (film) - Wikipedia

Viewing Date: 4/23/20

Starring: John Travolta, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Kasia Mutniak

Plot: James Reece is an ambitious aide to the U.S. Ambassador in Paris, doing little jobs for the CIA and hoping to get into black ops. On the night he and his girlfriend, Caroline, become engaged, he’s told to pick up Charlie Wax at Orly. Charlie is an unorthodox government employee – large, bald and bearded, foul-mouthed and eccentric. Charlie immediately takes James on a wild ride of murder and mayhem, through ethnic enclaves. As bodies pile up, the purpose remains opaque to James. Caroline, unhappy that James has been out of touch for a day, tells him to bring Charlie for dinner. Charlie can be charming – where will it lead? Does the chess-playing James have what it takes? (via IMDB)

Rules

  • French landmarks
  • “Wax”
  • Chess references
  • Someone does blow / drugs

Quotes

  • “James!”  “I’m sorry I spilled the sauce.”  “The blood sauce?”
  • “Do I look like I play board games?”
  • “I’ve got a message for him (whomever you work for)”
  • “Wax-on, Wax-off.”
  • “Let’s Par-tay!”
  • Welcome to Paris, baby.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “Travolta….  What have you become?”

What We Learned

  • Airport security x-ray machines can’t see guns in aluminum cans.
  • Travolta can tell where the coke is by watching the eyes of the person he interrogates.
  • Wax always gets it done.
  • Travolta needs a little blow as a pick-me-up.

Final Take

This was an enjoyable action movie!  Predictable plot, with Travolta’s character being the ultimate invincible rebel special agent that is always three steps ahead (which is laughable on its own).  There is also the love-interest that you know is a double-crossing villain from the moment you meet her.  Did I mention Travolta’s over the top acting complete with drug use and Pulp Fiction references?  But lots of hilarious action and killing, nudity and drugs- a particularly fun sequence has Reese toting around a giant vase throughout a gun battle (later we learn it’s full of cocaine).  No one is falling asleep during this one.

09
Apr
20

Bubba the Redneck Werewolf (2014)

Bubba

Date watched: 4/9/20

Starring: Several actors/actresses without pictures in IMDB.  That’s a good sign right?

Plot: Cracker County is under attack and lovesick dog catcher Bubba Blanche has been transformed into a ferocious, cigar smoking Werewolf in order to save the day. But first he’s got to conquer a beer or two. And maybe a plate of chicken wings. (From IMDB)

Rules:

  • References to dawg or see a dog
  • Redneck stereotypes

Quotes:

  • “I own proper f@ckin scissors.”
  • “Not with the hillbilly rapists they got around here.”
  • “I feel it in my ass.”
  • “Bobby Jo ain’t got no crabs.”
  • “Holy shit, I’m a werewolf.”
  • “I lost my testicles in Nam.”
  • “This my bar, and I f@ckin hate kids.”

Viewer Quotes:

  • “Is she reading hog porn?”
  • “That guy’s dressed up as one of the minions.”

Things we learned:

  • The Devil uses a quill to write.
  • The Devil has his own brand of toasters.
  • Crowds of people don’t like Jimmy Buffet or book clubs.
  • Nuns have huge back tattoos.
  • Werewolves like chicken wings.

Final Take:

This was our first virtual BMT event (due to the Pandemic not Birdemic), and I think this was a good choice.  It was a fun movie from start to finish.  I’m actually surprised that there hasn’t been a sequel.




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