Date watched: 12/16/21
Starring: Molly Ringwald, Peter Strauss, Michael Ironside, Ernie Hudson
Plot: On a distant planet inhabited by mutants, two bounty-hunters race to rescue three Earth female captives from the clutches of an evil mutant warlord. (From IMDB)
Rules:
- Bad special effects
- Says “Chalmers”
- Say “Overdog”
- Wolff uses his gun
Quotes:
- “Make it eat dirt, Chalmers.”
- “Hey wait! I know where to buy clean skav women.”
- “I never said I wouldn’t eat dog. I just said I wouldn’t eat it much.”
- “Good breeding man. I’ll bet breeding with him would kill him. I’ll take that bet.”
- “What do those skrotbags want?”
Viewer quotes:
- “Wow! It’s got Ernie Hudson. And Michael Ironside!”
- “Is her hair wet or just grossly slicked back?”
- “This reminds me of shower night at our house.”
- “Are these singing little people?”
Things we learned:
- Hang gliders are the best way to kidnap women.
- The best way to deal with customs is to kill them.
Final Take:
This movie scared me as a child. Now… not so much. It flies by, and there really isn’t a lot to it. It certainly fits the bill as a terrible Star Wars knockoff. Cheesy and harmless, it’s worth a look.
Bad Movie Thursday 