Starring: Christian Slater and meteor man
Date Watched: 2/27/14
Plot: Four astronauts working at a lunar base suffer a meteor strike that brings an infection that leads to paranoia, fear and death.
Rules
- People refer to meteors or you see meteors
- Malfunctions
- Shots of outside that are obviously models
- Excuses for seeing the alien
- Alien noises
- Hallucinations
Quotes
- “I’m sensing what it’s doing”
- “My guess is…is that it sampled Bruce’s DNA when it bit him. It figured out that the male was physically stronger so it replicated itself into him to survive.”
- “It’s taken on human form. It should be easier to find.”
- “It is clearly a threat to mankind”
Viewer Quotes
- “It’s an inherently smart organism. It doesn’t learn, it just knows.”
- “Those space masks are just gas masks with hoses attached.”
- “Step 1 is for you to get back to Earth with your terrible space disease. That’s all that matters.”
What We Learned
- Aliens can read our positions through their human hosts
- When an airlock is open things move in slow motion
- Aliens are inherently smart, knowing how to use complex systems the day they are born without training of any kind.
- The best way to treat carbon monoxide poisoning in an inebriated person is to put them on a treadmill.
- Escape pods take a long time to prep. Do not count on them in emergencies.
- Alien species exist simply to kill all humans. Just because there can be only one species.
- Aliens are masters of human hand to hand combat
Final Take
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