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Death Race 2050

Viewing Date: 3/16/2017

Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Manu Bennett

Rules

  • “United Corporations of America” or UCA Logo
  • “Hamilton”

Quotes

  • “I’m going to kill everyone in that montage.”
  • “Looks like rain today and enslavement by machines tomorrow.”
  • “The only thing that can kill an American is another American.”
  • “I’ll drink your tears Frankenstein!  I’ll lick them off your handsome face.”
  • “Smells like barbecue sauce and bed sores.”
  • “What’s this?”  “It’s called paaaaper.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “Been there.”  “Just another night in the Olsen household.”

What We Learned

  • There is a 99.93% unemployment rate in 2050.
  • By comparison, Jason Statham movies can look like Oscar winners.
  • You get 10 points for killing civilians, 20 points for kids, 50 for seniors…  And 1000 points for the leader of the UCA!!!

 

 

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