Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 3/16/2017

Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Manu Bennett

Rules

• “United Corporations of America” or UCA Logo
• “Hamilton”

Quotes

• “I’m going to kill everyone in that montage.”
• “Looks like rain today and enslavement by machines tomorrow.”
• “The only thing that can kill an American is another American.”
• “I’ll drink your tears Frankenstein!  I’ll lick them off your handsome face.”
• “Smells like barbecue sauce and bed sores.”
• “What’s this?”  “It’s called paaaaper.”

Viewer Quotes

• “Been there.”  “Just another night in the Olsen household.”

What We Learned

• There is a 99.93% unemployment rate in 2050.
• By comparison, Jason Statham movies can look like Oscar winners.
• You get 10 points for killing civilians, 20 points for kids, 50 for seniors…  And 1000 points for the leader of the UCA!!!