Date Watched: 6/19/14
Starring: Darth Maul
Plot:
A supernatural battle for souls plays out on the streets with lots of guns and knives. (From IMDB)
Rules:
Weird comic book crap
References to the Knights Templar
People talking in a demon voice
Vomiting demons out of mouths or demon possession
Radical and/or knarly stunts
References to the devil
Quotes:
“Kill them all, that’s my motto anyway.”
“I didn’t come here for a lecture, priest.”
Viewer Quotes:
“Can you really tell when a Japanese actor is acting badly?”… “Yes, in this movie you can.”
“What is this? Willy Wonka’s factory?”
“Who knew Darth Maul had such a potty mouth.”
“He kind of looks like the evil Jimmy Kimmel.”
“He keeps having pancakes w/ ketchup, that’s step one of his failure.”
Things We Learned:
White people become Japanese when they wear dark eyeliner.
It takes several days to paint a pentagram.
If you are in a coma you can lose your soul.
A cast full of stuntmen are not good actors.
Final Take:
Not a bad little movie with a cheap budget. I don’t know why Darth Maul is slumming it in this movie, but I guess that’s what you get after starring with Jar Jar.
Bad Movie Thursday 
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