Archive for August, 2016


Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys


Date Watched: 08/18/2016

Plot: After chomping through the fish population, thousands of starved lampreys begin attacking the citizens of a sleepy lake town, and the community scrambles to stay alive.


  • “Lamprey”
  • Montages
  • Lamprey kill
  • Driving by the same stretch of land.


  • “Nice pet.  Looks like an anus with teeth.”
  • “Look at you, scooting your butt.  I’m going to call you Scooter.”
  • “Operation Cold One is a go.”
  • “Does that look like a hickey to you, sir?”
  • “These lamprey are fast, they’re strong, and they’re out for human blood.”
  • “Hey, this is Nicole.  Don’t leave a message, just text me.”
  • “Burn them all, mom, burn them all.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “Scooter, come back!” – “I’ll be back when you need me, boy.”

Things We Learned

  • Lampreys can live outside of water for quite a while.
  • Lampreys are a deadly threat to all life.
  • Basements somehow double as attics.
  • Fish and Wildlife employees make pretty good money.

Final Take: