Date Watched: 08/18/2016
Plot: After chomping through the fish population, thousands of starved lampreys begin attacking the citizens of a sleepy lake town, and the community scrambles to stay alive.
Rules
- “Lamprey”
- Montages
- Lamprey kill
- Driving by the same stretch of land.
Quotes
- “Nice pet. Looks like an anus with teeth.”
- “Look at you, scooting your butt. I’m going to call you Scooter.”
- “Operation Cold One is a go.”
- “Does that look like a hickey to you, sir?”
- “These lamprey are fast, they’re strong, and they’re out for human blood.”
- “Hey, this is Nicole. Don’t leave a message, just text me.”
- “Burn them all, mom, burn them all.”
Viewer Quotes
- “Scooter, come back!” – “I’ll be back when you need me, boy.”
Things We Learned
- Lampreys can live outside of water for quite a while.
- Lampreys are a deadly threat to all life.
- Basements somehow double as attics.
- Fish and Wildlife employees make pretty good money.
Final Take:
Bad Movie Thursday 