Viewing Date: 2/21/19
Starring: No One
Plot: Joyce rents an old haunted home to pen her horror script, which releases an evil army of robot vampires, a knife-wielding demon and a battalion of otherworldly creatures (from IMDB).
Rules:
Something supernatural happens
Vampires
Abrupt scene changes
Quotes:
“Why man kill 2 beautiful girl.”
“I forgot to tell him we are the police.”
“You’re efficiency is extremely low. You’ve got to take some action now.”
Viewer Quotes:
“Why couldn’t they be in the bath together, shaving each other with a can of Barbasal.”
“Those are nice melons.”
“This is probably the most incoherent plot we’ve ever watched on a BMT.”
Things We Learned:
Rotary phones can kill.
The sacred bird can tell your fortune from sealed envelopes.
Vampires hop like rabbits.
The best way to kill someone is jumping over a car and slicing them with a putty knife.
Final Take:
Bad, and not in a good way. We cannot recommend this movie, as it was a slog to get through. Too bad. There was a lot of potential here, but the mishmash of a bunch of other movies doesn’t work.
Bad Movie Thursday 