Date Watched: 12/29/16
Starring: Santa as you’ve never seen him before
Plot:
After his parents are murdered, a tormented teenager goes on a murderous rampage dressed as Santa, due to his stay at an orphanage where he was abused by the Mother Superior. (From IMDB)
Rules:
- Say “Christmas”
- Every time there’s a radio announcement
- Terrible music
- Characters looking off into the distance
- Billy says “naughty” or “punishment”
- Awesome 80’s toys
Quotes:
- “What about you boy? You been good all year?”
- “It’s over. Time to get sh$tfaced!”
Viewer Quotes:
- “Is that a hairy ass that we’re looking at?”
- “This is how all my office Christmas parties end.”
- “The best place to party is the toy store on Christmas Eve.”
- “Two ball in the corner pocket.” (Said as guy lays baby sitter down on a pool table for love makin’.)
What We Learned:
- Santa Claus doesn’t give coal. He punishes the naughty.
Final Take:
Not bad. This was a good holiday Thursday movie that got us in the Xmas spirit. We’re curious to see how the other movies in this series turn out.
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