Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 03/28/2019

Starring: Sylvester Stallone

Plot: A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.

Rules

• New scene with matchstick in the mouth
• Guns with cobra on the handle
• “Nightslasher”
• Wearing sunglasses inside.

Quotes

• “I’m going to blow this place to hell!”  –  “Go ahead, I don’t shop here.”
• “You’re the disease, and I’m the cure.”
• “Cobretti, you know you have an attitude problem?”  –  “Yeah, but just a little one.”
• “I want your eyes, Pig.  I want them.”
• “The court is civilized, pig.  –  “But I’m not.  This is where the law stops, and I start.”

Viewer Quotes

• “Is he assembling his submachine gun?”
• “Do people say upstate in California?”  –  “No.”
• “This is probably where they filmed Terminator.  It’s such a generic setup.”
• “What’s the motivation for this Night Slasher or the cult?”

Things We Learned

• Janitors are meant to use the service elevators.  Remember the health code!
• Cobra sleeps with his finger on the trigger.
• It’s helpful to cut pizza with scissors.
• The best way to close a case is to kill all the suspects.

Final Take:

Viewing Date: 3/7/19

Starring: Scott Adkins, Temuera Morrison

Plot: Retired mixed martial artist Wes “The Jailor” Baylor (Scott Adkins) can’t refuse a million-dollar purse he’s offered for one final bout in Myanmar. But when he arrives for the fight, he learns he’s been tricked into becoming the target of a human hunt. Carrying only water and a ruby-filled money belt for the last person standing, Wes must outsmart the heavily armed group that has paid to kill him. As he fights for his life in the treacherous jungle terrain, the hunters become the hunted.

Rules

• Birds (slow motion x 2)
• Characters drink
• When ‘the hunter becomes the prey’

Quotes

• “You need me to ring the bell?  Ding ding.”
• “We came here chasing death.  We shouldn’t be surprised to find it.”
• “Show me your wound…”

Viewer Quotes

• “Crossbows with a single shot make sense for a vampire, but…”
• “Is her full name ‘Ta Ta Ti Ti Ta'”?  (apparently something to do with music class back in school).

What We Learned

• You can roll down a hill far enough, eventually you’ll run into an elephant.
• You can crush a big scorpion in your hand without getting stung.
• What a “Boat-Jo” is.