Archive for December, 2022


To All A Goodnight

Viewing Date: Dec 22, 2022

Starring: Jennifer Runyon, Linda Gentile

Plot: A group of teenagers at a party find themselves being stalked by a maniacal killer in a Santa Claus costume.


  • Double Entendres
  • Innuendos
  • “Calvin”, saying it or references to the finishing school for girls
  • Scooby Doo noises


  • “Come on, Einstein. Time for your advanced course in relativity.”
  • “If you raise a hand on one of these fillies, I’ll personally raise your voice another octave.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “It’s never ok to hold someone’s chin for this long. Not under any circumstances.”

What We Learned

  • God put us here to take care of the plants
  • College kids love drinking milk before bed.
  • When you put on a Santa murder mask you become super strong.
  • Drinking PBR will make Santa kill you.
  • Sorority house mothers are great at killing and cleaning up crime scenes.

Final Take

Pretty by-the-numbers slasher flick. Literally almost every trope of the genre was on display, but being from 1980 that probably wasn’t a thing at the time. Lots of plot holes, not great acting or dialogue, but not bad enough to really qualify for a Bad Movie Thursday recommendation. We only picked it because it had a Christmas theme, but it could barely qualify for even that. Not recommended.


The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018)

Date watched: 12/1/22

Starring: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Vivica A Fox, Dude from 30 Rock

Plot: Fin has to go back in time to rejoin his shark-battling friends to stop the first Sharknado and save humanity. (From IMDB)


  • Say “time”
  • Callbacks to previous Sharknado movies that we don’t remember
  • Say “Sharknado”
  • Dee Snider quotes one of his songs or other cameos that the character makes a reference to themselves
  • Talking about needing speed


  • “Welcome to prehistoric times.”
  • “I’ve actually been eaten and pooped out by a lot of dinosaurs.”
  • “First time ever on a pterodactyl?”
  • “These are the same drawings that are at Stonehenge.”
  • Dee Snider: “I think I know who’s twisted Mister.”

Viewer Quotes:

  • “Is that the guy from 30 Rock?”
  • “This movie is… something else.”
  • “OMG that is Deana Troy.”
  • “C’mon, you’re better than this Neil deGrasse Tyson.”
  • “If I could get a chainsaw sword for Christmas, I would be pretty delighted.”

Things We Learned:

  • You can only go back in time once.
  • One of the consequences of travelling in time is changing sexes and then not remembering.
  • 20,000 years in the future all people are Tara Reid

Final Take:

Well, if you’ve made it through five other Sharknado movies, then you kind of know what you’re getting into with number six. I can’t say that this one is better or worse than the others, because I have little to no memory of them. They all provide a decent BMT experience, and they all are immediately forgettable. I think we’re kind of glad to be done with this series. Wait, what’s that you say? Ian Ziering and the makers of Sharknado created another movie called “Zombie Tidal Wave”? Darn, I guess we kind of have to see that at some point. 🙂

December 2022