Bad Movie Thursday

Plot:

Three young children accidentally release a horde of nasty, pint-sized demons from a hole in a suburban backyard. What follows is a classic battle between good and evil as the three kids struggle to overcome a nightmarish hell that is literally taking over the Earth.

Rules:

• “Glen”, “Al”, or “Terry”
• Creatures from Hell
• Feathered hair or flat tops

Quotes:

• “Hey, somebody get this dog a beer!”
• “Hey, you want to come over later and mess around?”
• [Driving with a dead dog] “Whoa, no vacancies dude!”
• “What are you doing?  Probably fagging off.”
• “We have to go to the hole and do it right.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “That jean jacket sucks”
• “Perfect time for the backdoor…”
• “This is what scared me as a kid.”
• “Just when you thought they were out of the woods, a dead body falls out of the wall.”
• “Someone should stab demon Terry in the eye.”
• “The only thing this monster does is put eyeballs in your hand.”

What We Learned:

• A model rocket can kill a demon.
• Some combination of geodes, heavy metal, and a dog sacrifice will open hell on earth.
• Little demons form a zombie called the working man.
• Demons can somehow put an eye in your hand.