Date Watched: 05/24/2018
Starring: Keegan Michael Key, Denis Leary, Patton Oswalt, Bob Odenkirk
Plot: In the town of Dillford, humans, vampires and zombies were all living in peace – until the alien apocalypse arrived. Now three teenagers – one human, one vampire, and one zombie – have to team up to figure out how to get rid of the visitors.
Rules
- Riblets
- Zombie/Vampire tropes
- “Dillford”
- “Brains”
- Alien Spaceship
Quotes
- “Not everything in your life is under your control. Sometimes you vink at them and they don’t vink back.”
- “Come on, man, for the love of shit!”
- “I would love to chain all of them to their lockers, in a manner that would make sure they would not escape. Then just roll sticks of dynamite, like old fashioned dynamite, down the hall and blow up the school. And then I’d spare a couple of faculty, not this mother-fucker… I should fucking eat you!”
- “Call me swiss cheese ’cause I’m holy”
- “I know you’re thinking about killing yourself, and I don’t blame you. Just wait to see if you get better. If you don’t get better, go for it.”
- “Leading cause of puff tongue.”
- “Insurance is for suckers.”
- “Thank you for being so understanding, but in this case, you’re not understanding correctly.”
- “He just put some intestines back, and took different intestines. What the fuck does it matter?”
- “The Dillford Shitter…It’s him!”
- “We have to have family yoga on Saturdays. A lot of families do that.”
- “FYI, my dick’s bigger than yours.”
- “I thought you shit yourself at your piano recital.” – “It was a bag week.”
- “Why does he think he has the brains? He doesn’t even seem to have any language skills.”
- “Give him the high cheese, Daggy!”
Viewer Quotes
- “This is a vastly different movie from the first half”
Things We Learned
- Kids don’t go in the teachers’ lounge.
- Zombies get smarter when deprived of brains.
- Ned has a huge hog.
- Vampires can put protect themselves with sunscreen.
- Aliens can’t see you if you’re naked.
- Organic cotton is no different from skin.
- Zombies disguise themselves as doctors.
Final Take: This movie was not bad. The beginning was great, the middle was pretty boring, but the end did a good job of taking it home. Worth a watch.
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