Starring: Whole bunch of has-beens (Danny Glover, Baldwin #3, Mr. Blonde, Daryl Hannah)
Date Watched: 11/17/2016
Plot: Ryan, a Green War rebel agent sent on a mission to collect evidence against the Confederate Central Government, for its heinous crimes. The mission quickly turns chaotic when he meets Tuage, a mutant survivor.
Rules
- Danny Glover talks techno mumbo-jumbo.
- “Confederation”
- Say “Anti-Rad” or use anti-rad
- “Tuag”
- Steven Baldwin in blackface
Quotes
- “Who is this monkey?”
- “Crazy about Freddy Krueger.”
- “You sound like a fortune cookie.”
- “Let’s look at the future. I don’t even give a rat’s ass about your ideas.”
- “You can trust me, I believe in God.”
- “The world is so amazing and so crazy.”
Viewer Quotes
- “If you guess how many bodies are in the pile, you get to keep them all.”
- “She has boots made of human scalps.”
- “This movie is anti-rad.”
- “What is going on here? Does anyone know what’s happening?”
Things We Learned
- You don’t always have to shoot an elephant to bring home dinner.
- Danny Glover talks way too much and doesn’t say anything.
- Blackface is never a good idea, not even for a Baldwin.
- It’s easier to write in your own blood then find another medium.
- Terrorists hide in charity organizations.
- Radiation = coma in 6 hours, unless you have anti-rad
- Getting shot in the head is a minor inconvenience in 2047.
Final Take:
Bad Movie Thursday 