Archive for August, 2019

22
Aug
19

Rampage (2018)

Rampage

Date Watched: 8/22/19

Starring: The Rock, 80’s video game monsters, Negan as basically Negan

Plot: When three different animals become infected with a dangerous pathogen, a primatologist and a geneticist team up to stop them from destroying Chicago.  (from IMDB.com)

Rules: 

-Video game references
-Sign language w/ monkeys
-Say Crsper
-Dumb radio signal to lure the monsters

Quotes:

-“Is it me, or is he considerably bigger?”
-“I need that wolf… dead or alive”
-“What are you, some sort of International Man of Mystery?”
-“David, there’s something big in the river.”… “Well, that sucks.”

Viewer Quotes:

-“Has the Rock ever been in an actual good movie?”
-“Wow, this is really just a bunch of nonsense.”

Things We Learned:

-Monkeys can give people the finger and knock the Rock (pun intended).
-Ruthless CEO has Rampage video game in her office in a movie about Rampage video game.
-Doctors have access to helicopters.  (And damaged helicopters can “float” down buildings as they crumble.)
-Getting shot in the gut is no big deal if you’re The Rock.  (Just remember to occasionally wince.)
-Wolves can fly.

Final Take:

Not too shabby for a BMT Movie.  It certainly was silly, but it did a decent job of tone and being entertaining.  I’m not sure what else you could ask for in a movie about three cartoon monsters that scale a building.

09
Aug
19

Spies Like Us

spiesLikeUs

Date Watched: 8/8/19

Starring: Dan Akroyd, Chevy Chase, lots of 80’s actors who always played military personnel.

Plot: Two bumbling government employees think they are U.S. spies, only to discover that they are actually decoys for Nuclear War.

Rules

  • 80’s cliches
  • Spy cliches
  • Ronald Reagan sightings
  • Don’t forget house rule #11, mustaches.
  • Ace Tomato Co.

Quotes

  • “Done?  That was a static filled triple scrambled microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese.”  –  “The Chinese were only using a simple poly-phonetically grouped twenty square digit key transposed in booster-prodomic form with multiple nulls.”
  • “You just watch your moooouuuttthhhhh, mister.  The departments laying off civilians left and right.”
  • “Can you hold my wallet for me.  There’s 1000 dollars in there… or maybe there isn’t.”
  • “What was that?”  –  “It’s a dickfir.”  –  “What’s a dickfir?”  –  “It’s to pee with.”
  • “You see this?  That’s my sister.  You can all have her.  I hear she’s really good.”
  • “Thanks for the bruises, and you can keep the stool samples.”
  • “I guess we’ll be heading back to the ol’ UN, and of course we’ll be telling them what a great job you’re doing here.”
  • “I was probing to determine muscle tone and girth.  We mock what we don’t understand.”
  • “I was just looking for the Burt Reynolds Theater.”
  • “It’s Soul Finger, by the Bar-Kays.”  –  “They must be having trouble getting gigs!”
  • “Do you know what those things can do?  Suck the paint off your  house and give your family a permanent orange afro.”

Things We Learned

  • A weapon unused is a useless weapon.
  • When you’re pairing off at the end of the world, sometimes it works out for you.
  • If you only have a few minutes to live, find the nearest partner (whatever that means)

Final Take: A classic 80’s comedy, one of the few with both Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase.  It starts better than it ends.  By the end, you are definitely ready for it to be over.

 




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