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21
Oct
22

The Legend of Halloween Jack

Viewing Date: 10/20/2022

Starring: Lee Bane, Jason Gregg, Sarah John

Plot: On Halloween night, a serial killer returns from the dead to take revenge on the vigilantes who put him to death one year earlier.

Rules

  • Pumpkins
  • “Jack”
  • Old horror movie footage
  • Halloweenisms

Quotes

  • “Look down at me and you see a fool. Look up at me and you see a god. Look straight at me and you see yourself.”
  • “Life is just a dream for the dead.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “This is a Trump appointed judge.”
  • “This guy’s layering jackets. A fluffy vest over a puffy jacket.”

What We Learned

  • Life is just a dream for the dead.
  • Dripping blood on a grave will reanimate the dead.
  • A “prison purse” is a butt hole.
  • People trick or treat in the UK.

Final Take

This one was just OK. It wasn’t too funny, it was kind of hard to follow, and people were killing other people without any explanation as to why. The main villain was not too interesting or scary, either. It was the only Halloween movie we could find on short notice and it definitely was not very memorable. Won’t be watching the sequel any time soon.




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