Date Watched: 5/29/14
Starring: Danny Trejo, Anthony Michael Hall, Mickey Rourke
Plot:
A gang overruns a small mining town murdering their own leader Guerrero (Trejo) in a cold-blooded power grab. Sentenced to eternity in hell he finds himself confronted by Satan himself (Rourke), offering a daring proposition: deliver the six souls of his former gang and he will escape damnation. With time running out, he sets out on a brutal rampage to avenge his own death. (From IMDB)
Rules:
-Gun close ups
-Mention of god or the devil
-Say “hermano” or “brother”
-Show clocks
Quotes:
“Maybe we should stick around… get some putas.”
“I’m Jesus H Christ in this town.”
“We killed you.” Response: “No, this is how you kill someone.”
“The lawman’s wench, she will be the end of you.”
Viewer Quotes:
“How do you know who the chick in Starship Troopers actual name is?”
“That is a vision of hell… having Mickey Rourke chew on your fingers.”
“After a year of being a corpse, his skin would slide off just like a Papa Johns pizza.”
Things We Learned:
-Mickey Rourke is Lucifer
-The devil makes his own rules.
Final Take:
Ho-hum.
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