Archive for March, 2018

22
Mar
18

Killing Season (2013)

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Date Watched: 3/22/18

Plot:  Two veterans of the Bosnian War, one American, one Serbian, find their unlikely friendship tested when one of them reveals their true intentions.  (From IMDB)

Starring: John Travolta and Robert Deniro

Rules:
See or say “Scorpions”
Terrible Eastern European Accent
Shooting things with a bow
Idioms
Johnny Cash is playing
One person tortures another

Quotes:
“I worked with fiberglass in factory.”
“You’re a weird duck.”
“What is this, kicker?”
“What if I like pain?”… “This might be your lucky day.”

Viewer Quotes:

“God, that is a bad accent”
“Is he still a Scientologist?”
“I bet I could do a better Bosnian accent than this.”

Things we learned:
You can torture someone with salty lemonade.

Final Thought:

Eh.

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02
Mar
18

Mechanic: Resurrection

 

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Viewing Date: 3/1/18

Starring: Jason Statham, Jessica Alba, Tommy Lee Jones, Michelle Yeaoh

Plot

Arthur Bishop thought he had put his murderous past behind him, until his most formidable foe kidnaps the love of his life. Now he is forced to travel the globe to complete three impossible assassinations, and do what he does best: make them look like accidents. (via IMDB)

Rules

  • Incoherent fight scenes
  • New locations
  • Planning and gadgetry

Quotes

(None- believe it or not, this movie was not heavy on the great dialogue)

Viewer Quotes

  • “How much time is left? 50 mins”  (we check) “48 minutes.”  “Ugh. I was being facetious.”
  • “He’s one part MacGuyver, one part Jason Statham.”

What We Learned

  • You can jump on a hang glider mid-flight with no issues.
  • Your home should always be wired to self-destruct
  • The mechanic doesn’t really fix anything.
  • Shark repellent is a thing.
  • Jason Statham has super lungs and is some kind of Aquaman.