Archive for December, 2013


Resident Evil: Retribution


Date Watched: 12/26/2013

Starring: Mila Jovovovich, Michelle Rodriguez

 Plot:  Alice fights alongside a resistance movement in the continuing battle against the Umbrella Corporation and the undead.


  • Gratuitous 3d
  • Umbrella Corporation mention or showing of the symbol
  • Face monster appears
  • Combat Flips


  • “Project Alice: Who do you work for?”
  • “What is all this?  Why is everything in Russian?  And what’s with the S & M getup?”
  • “Congratulations.  You’re officially a badass.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “These zombies are from a zombie’s nightmare”
  • “A zombie army with machine guns!”
  • “Is she a copy?” – “That’s the question!”
  • “Yeah!  Russian zombie with a chainsaw!”
  • “Why does she sign if she can hear and talk?” – “Maybe she’s a defecive copy.”
  • “Zombie doing a wheelie!”
  • “These russian zombies are the primo versions.”
  • “Maybe in 2d it looks better.”
  • “This chick and her buddhist palm of death!”
  • “Just because you save a girl’s life does not mean you instantly get into her panties.”

What We Learned

  • One punch can stop the heart.
  • Michelle Rodriguez is still a bitch.
  • Somebody found a way to make a movie where Michelle Rodriguez can be killed more than once, much to the audience’s amusement.
  • Characters are more sympathetic when they have to use sign language, even if they can both speak and hear.