Archive for June, 2014


Message From Space


Starring: Vic Morrow, etc1. 

Date Watched: 6/12/2014

Plot: It’s a Japanese Star Wars rip-off.  Whatever makes sense is Star Wars.  The rest is gibberish.  


  • Star Wars rip-offs (music, characters, whatever)
  • Voiceovers
  • Walnuts
  • Space clipper ship
  • Anachronisms (stuff out of time/place)
  • “Gavanas”
  • “Jillucia”
  • Every time Aaron complains, whimpers, or throws a tantrum.
  • “Liabi”


  • “You used a precious military rocket for a robot funeral?”
  • “Master, don’t get smashed.  Must find place to sleep tonight.  No more booze.  No more booze.”
  • “No Roko, you must believe in the glorious seeds.”
  • “These nuts were so strange.  I looked at them carefully.”
  • “If you’re scared, do not come.  Goodbye.” <robot voice>
  • “Two more to find.  But no robots included in deal.  Too bad.”  

Viewer Quotes

  • “It’s the Space Highway Patrol”
  • “Look – robot boobs!”
  • “I saw the movie Gravity.  This is not how it works.”
  • “Did they not know how space works?  People had been in space at this point in time.”
  • “Jack, Jack, get off my back.”
  • “God, that Aaron guy fucking sucks.”
  • “Why do they have comics painted on the walls?”

What We Learned

  • You can swim in space and all you need is a long sleeved shirt and pants. 
  • In Japanese movies, all the grown ups act like spoiled children
  • Aliens can send space hieroglyphic messages
  • When you destroy the moon, every trace of it is eradicated.  There are no remnants.
  • The moon’s destruction is not a big deal and does not have much of an impact on Earth. 

Final Take