Starring: Jason Patric (from Speed 2: Cruise Control), potentially Cory Haim, dude from Heroes.
Plot: Something about an orb that can tell the future. It’s post-apocalyptic and there are kids with roller skates.
Rules:
- Skating across a bridge
- Torture scenes
- Skate jumping
- “Orb”
- “Scorpion”
- “Bodai”
Quotes:
- “Get out you creature of filth.”
- “The owl…is it yours?” – “As much as an owl is anyone’s.”
- “We wait. We follow. We got them all.”
Viewer Quotes:
- “Uh Oh. Here comes the skaters.”
- “Why do they all have lights on their skates?” – “It’s more futuristic that way!”
- “The guy from Cool-Hand Luke!
- “Oh my god. This guy’s got a falcon.”
- “A good way to stop skaters is to not pave everything.”
- “So he was deaf? How come he can speak so well?”
- “Bodai is the golden rule. Every other word.”
- “There’s not paved paths wherever you go out in the wild!”
- “Whoa! Is that the uncle from the Adams’ Family?”
Things that we learned
- The post-apocalyptic future is covered in paved walkways.
- In the future, dogs wear head lamps.
- The best way to get away from future cops is to put yourself in a tire and roll away.
- Slow, clumsy robots aren’t very effective.
- Bodai doesn’t leave, he’s always there. Jesus?
Bad Movie Thursday 