Viewing Date: 11/21/2013
Starring: The Turkey Puppet
Plot
We have no idea. It’s like a horrible fever dream.
Rules
- Thanksgiving puns / cliches
- Turkey says “stupid”
- “Pluck”, “Plucking”
- “Stuffing”
- Techno-interludes
Quotes
“Ha, ha, ha. Nice tits bitch. In Space!”
“I know these types. These bitches be in and out of prison their whole life.”
“It’s got a Gravy Train, a Yam Tram, a Maize Maze. It’s amazing.”
“Its here guys. My long pike came.”
“Who are these Canadians?”
“Always refrigerate your leftovers on Thanksgiving, so you can wake up on Black Friday to a delicious, cold snack.”
“Not only did the wolves get stuffing. They got it with a side of WIFE AND CHILD!”
“The early worm gets the bird.”
“I sent that fowl packing with a gravy shot to the eye.”
“Look at that snood!”
“You’ve been sporting a fat moose apple for a while now.”
Viewer Quotes
“Oh my God. That’s a boob.”
“Was this made by Americans or Eastern Europeans?” “Eastern European.”
“Does that worm have a combover? And a mustache???”
“This is just awful. But it’s Thanksgiving… It’s Thursday night.” “Its barely even a movie.”
Things We Learned
- There was no ThanksKilling 2
- We weren’t on enough drugs (not sure there are enough in the world) to enjoy this movie
- You can get people to fund ANYTHING on kickstarter
- Disgusting grandmother puppets like to slob knobs
- Robots can shoot vortexes out of their sphincters
Final Take
I’m sure it’s happened countless time throughout history: people stoned out of their minds have come up with movie ideas that seemed like the most hilarious, fantastic thing ever conceived, but in actuality, it is just a patchwork of complete nonsense. Most of the time, these ideas are forgotten minutes later- not this time. The makers of ThanksKilling 3 actually followed through and made this movie.
Bad Movie Thursday 