Viewing Date: 3/26/15
Plot:
Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. Here Nazi survivors, their bodies a horrifying patchwork of decaying and regenerated flesh, are planning for the revival of the Third Reich. (From IMDB)
Starring:
Dominique Swain and Jake Busey
Rules:
- Nazi clichés
- Nazis dying
- Faces getting ripped off
- Every time blond chick runs
Quotes:
“What is wrong with you, you’re never squeamish?” (After her friend’s brain has been ripped out and girl vomits.)
Viewer Quotes:
“So one guy has been delivering people to the Nazis for years to use as spare parts and nobody has noticed?”
“Where did he get that baseball?”
“That is the worst thing you can say to a Robo-Hitler.”
Things we learned:
- To tear someone’s face off, you just need to cut them a little bit at the top of their head.
- There are mountains and temples at the center of the earth.
- It’s not cold at the center of the earth.
- Nazis have UFO technology.
Final Take:
For a movie with great promise, it just doesn’t really deliver. It goes to places that it shouldn’t go – zombie rape and abortion scenes – that make it mean spirited and take the fun out of it. This should have just been over the top ridiculousness. If you’re looking for a silly zombie Nazi movie, I would definitely check out “Dead Snow” instead.
Bad Movie Thursday 