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The Toxic Avenger

Viewing Date: 9/10/2026

Starring: Nobody you’d ever know

Plot: In Tromaville, the toxic waste capital of America, a bullied young janitor in a popular gym falls into a vat of toxic waste. He turns into a super strong disfigured man, and begins cleaning up the streets from evildoers.

Rules

  • References to Tromaville
  • Gratuitous violence
  • Bozo Scream
  • Use of the mop

Quotes

  • “I gotta get up early in the morning. I gotta go to church.”
  • “It’s dangerous. It’s like that canceragenic stuff.”
  • “My little Melvin. He must of finally reached puberty.”
  • “Hey, wait a minute. I think this bitch is blind.”
  • “Hey Leroy, I always did want to cornhole me a blind bitch.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “This town’s full of bullies.”
  • “He suddenly has a very normal, sophisticated voice.”
  • “Everyone in Tromaville is terrible.”
  • “He’s nice and reasonable until he gratuitously murders people.”
  • “The Toxic Avenger eating 100’s of fried eggs was the most gratuitous part of this movie.”

What We Learned

  • Mexican restaurants have Samurai swords on the wall.

Final Take

It was time that we watched this movie, having seen a number of other troma movies but never this one. It was fine. There’s a tone to these troma movies, where nobody is acting normal at all. The most normal person in the whole thing is the horribly disfigured mutant hero, which is probably the point. The rules worked well, there were mustaches and explosions, and it was ridiculous enough to laugh at most of the time.




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