Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 11/14/13

Starring; John, Paul Giamatti

Plot: 

A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return as no longer human. Can two college dropouts save humankind from this silent, otherworldly invasion?

Rules

• Something transforms
• “Marconi”
• Time travel crap
• Gets a call from John
• “Soy Sauce”

Quotes

• <Door handle turns into a penis> “That door cannot be opened!”
• “You’ve got my attention, Mr. Wong.”
• “My hat smells like lubricant!  Camel…Holocaust.” <song>
• “My uncle lost his foot in his riding mower, says he could still feel it.  What’s that called?  Fantasy leg situation, something like that?”
• “You’ve obviously been blessed with supernatural gifts, and what better way to use them than to fish for free beer at high school parties?”
• “Are you familiar with the saying I want to shoot you so bad my dick’s hard?”
• “When you hear a song on the radio, where is the song?”
• “Are we going to the mall, or coming back from it?” –  “Going to” –  “That’s right, cause Fred’s still alive.” –  “What?!”

Viewer Quotes

• “He’s got a turkey head!”  “This is pretty awesome!”
• “If a mustache is a drink, this is the most ridiculous drink ever!”

What We Learned

• People with supernatural powers use them to fish for free beer at high school parties.
• Hell creatures can only be seen out of the corner of your eye or when you’re drunk or stoned.

Final Take

Weird.  Pretty damn weird.  But I really liked it.  It was enjoyable from beginning to end.  The main characters did a good job and were pretty likable.  Don’t expect a lot of it to make sense, and don’t expect to like it enough to watch it again until it does.  I may watch it again some time, though.  That is rarely the case, and that says a lot.