Bad Movie Thursday

Date watched: 9/15/22

Starring: The old guy who sells Gremlins

Plot: An evil ninja attempts to avenge his death from beyond the grave, by possessing an innocent woman’s body. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Ninja weapons
• Superhero Ninja Things
• 80s callbacks to other movies
• Floating swords
• Christie dancing

Quotes:

• “You got this to kill a cop with or something?”
• “I don’t have any coffee in my apartment, but I have some v8 juice.  Would you like to take me home?”
• “I am a ninja!”

Viewer Quotes:

• “I remember my mom did jazzercise at the rec center.”
• “There’s nothing sexy about v8.”
• “She’s going to call 187 demon ninja.”
• “He’s so hairy.  He looks like Gollum.  He should take his sweater off.”

Things we learned:

• Ninjas can crush golf balls and pool balls with their hands.
• Ninjas can dig holes like a gopher.
• Only a ninja can destroy a ninja.

Final Take:

Wow, there’s a lot to take in, and I mean that as a compliment! This is a very odd, silly, stupid, ridiculous movie that is incredibly enjoyable to watch. I would highly recommend this piece as pure BMT “art”.