Viewing Date: 11/6/14
Plot:
A modern-day assassin, wanting out, is hired for one final job – to kidnap the kids of a local businessman. Things go haywire when it turns out he’s chosen to return to the Middle Ages and bring back order to a kingdom in chaos. (From IMDB)
Rules:
Bad European child acting
Dragon sightings
People say “dragons”
Fish out of water gags
Every time they mention “the marking”
Anachronisms
Quotes:
“He has the marking. No one should have the marking. Where did you get this marking?”
“Now, go on horse.”
“We have brought a stranger.”
“That’s my chair. Your chair is over there.”
“He speaks like a coward…” “I bid you adieu.”
“Things change… but people like you never do.”
Viewer Quotes:
“Is this the transporter?”
“Look, the Shaman is making a BBQ rub.”
“I have no emotional investment in this movie whatsoever.”
“That was the movie?”
Things We Learned:
-When you align a European child’s talisman with a hit man’s forearm tattoo, a wormhole opens, and you travel to another dimension with dragons.
-Dragons can eat bullets from handguns.
Bad Movie Thursday 