Archive for the 'Revenge' Category



22
Mar
18

Killing Season (2013)

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Date Watched: 3/22/18

Plot:  Two veterans of the Bosnian War, one American, one Serbian, find their unlikely friendship tested when one of them reveals their true intentions.  (From IMDB)

Starring: John Travolta and Robert Deniro

Rules:
See or say “Scorpions”
Terrible Eastern European Accent
Shooting things with a bow
Idioms
Johnny Cash is playing
One person tortures another

Quotes:
“I worked with fiberglass in factory.”
“You’re a weird duck.”
“What is this, kicker?”
“What if I like pain?”… “This might be your lucky day.”

Viewer Quotes:

“God, that is a bad accent”
“Is he still a Scientologist?”
“I bet I could do a better Bosnian accent than this.”

Things we learned:
You can torture someone with salty lemonade.

Final Thought:

Eh.

01
Feb
18

Cult of Chucky (2017)

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Date watched: 2/1/18

Starring: Jennifer Tilly

Plot: Chucky returns to terrorize his human victim, Nica. Meanwhile, the killer doll has some scores to settle with his old enemies, with the help of his former wife.  (From IMDB.)

Rules:
-Say Chucky
-Chucky doll blinks
-Shots of Chucky’s hand by itself reaching to do stuff

Quotes:

“She’s not ok. Chucky told me.”
“Did anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like Jennifer Tilly?” (said to Jennifer Tilly.)

Viewer Quotes:
“This is a lot of character build up for characters that I don’t give two sh$ts about.”

Things We Learned:

You can buy Chucky dolls at Hot Topic.
Cucky can stitch people up when they’re bleeding.
You can breast feed Chucky.
Chucky dolls have guts.

Final Take:
2 stars for the gore and being generally not boring. Lazy ending that never went anywhere.

06
Feb
15

The Wraith (1986)

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Viewing Date: Feb 2, 2015

Plot: Jamie, killed by neighborhood thugs, returns as a mystical figure named Jake (The Wraith) to gain revenge.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid, Clint Howard, Nick Cassavettes, Sherilyn Fenn

Rules

  • Every time you see Clint Howard
  • Packard gets jealous
  • Awesome 80’s jams
  • Switchblade is pulled
  • Someone from Pack’s crew dies
  • Lights / lightning turning into a car, or vice versa
  • The arm braces / leg braces disappear

Quotes

“Loser!  I’m a secret Loser!”  (Ozzy)

“We’ll mind the cockstacker.”

“Do it to him Augie Style!”

“Who was that guy?”  “I don’t know, but he was weird and pissed off.”

“We know our constipational rights!”

“Roadblocks can’t stop what can’t be stopped.”

Viewer Quotes

“Its Toonces!”

“That’s why I drove my ’77 Volkswagen Rabbit in High School- so I didn’t have to race for pink slips”

“He’s got to go kill Carpet Head.”

What We Learned

  • You don’t need to reload wraith guns
  • Even bad guys have good safety habits
  • You can get high off of hydraulic fluid and WD-40
  • The Dodge Turbo Interceptor is sweet
  • Sherilyn Fenn used to be really hot



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