Date Watched: 12/19/24
Starring: Devon Sawa (aka guy from Final Destination and Idle Hands but older now), Michael Jai White, Bruce Campbell, Ivana Baquero, Seth Green’s voice
Plot:
A group of toy store employees must protect each other from a horde of parasite infected shoppers. (From IMDb)
Rules:
- Jump scares
- Say “Toys”
- Say “Green Friday”
Quotes:
- “Bathroom… I’m parking a Buick man.”
- “No one gives a flying f$ck about your training or plaques Anita.”
- “You park that Buick?”
- “That’s some dark sh$t man.”
- “My ears hurt from listening to Air Supply 50,000 times.”
Viewer Quotes:
- “Didn’t that actor have a moment in Final Destination and Idle Hands?”
- “Anita gets it (aka dies), and I couldn’t be happier.”
- “I like Ruth.”
Things We Learned:
- Washing your hands at work in a toy store is cause to be fired.
- There’s always enough time to have one more beer.
Final Take:
Likable cast, decent, not super memorable. This one definitely isn’t a classic BMT, and I had to watch the trailer again on IMDB to even remember it. I think we enjoyed it for what it was, which is a bad holiday movie. I think they needed to add a bit more humor. I don’t have many quotes captured, and I don’t think I missed a lot. Bruce Campbell was good in a side role.
Fun Facts: This movie was based on a discarded 1994 Power Rangers script. Also, Seth Green randomly appears as a voice in this movie. He previously costarred with Devon Sawa in Idle Hands.
Bad Movie Thursday 