Bad Movie Thursday

Date watched: 2/4/21

Plot: Princess Evie of Jzafir is deposed by an evil sorcerer and his dangerous ally. Reena the Seer enlists the aid of the renowned hero Deathstalker to battle the forces of evil, including a clone of the princess, and win back her kingdom. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Pigman is on the screen.
• Say “Deathstalker”.
• Cartoon sound effects.
• Character sees into the future or does magic.
• Spit takes.

Quotes:

• “Stalker, is that your sword, or are you just happy to see me?”
• “The top half of you might think it’s the wrong time, but the bottom half of you knows it’s the right place.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Quite the outfits.  Looks like a kid’s birthday party.”
• “Oh good, Pigman’s back.”
• “How much cocaine was done while shooting this movie?”

Things We Learned:

• The Prince of Thieves is really Dealthstalker not Robin Hood.
• The best way to sneak up on someone from behind is to yell really loud.
• You can stab someone in a faraway land through a bubbling witch’s brew.

Final Take:

This movie was a lot of stupid fun, and it seemed like the cast and crew had a great time making it. Both leads are surprisingly engaging for schlock like this. You might need to bring some Triscuits for cheese like this, but this was an awesome Bad Movie Thursday film.