Bad Movie Thursday

Date watched: 10/29/20

Starring: People who are in a lot of terrible movies.

Plot: A group of Christian teens visit the Happy Day Bible Camp, where in 1977 an earlier group of teens were punished for their sinful behavior by a sadistic nun. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• 70’s or 80’s references
• References to sex
• Closed Caption says “crickets chirping”
• Character says “Sister Mary Chopper”

Quotes:

• “We should probably go for guys that look like Jesus.”
• “I’ll bet Sylvester Stallone has a big cannoli.”
• “Back door’s always open for Jesus baby.”
• “Bambi, you’re going to need to lick my rusty star fish.”
• “Jesus, please take my sinful boner away!”

Viewer Quotes:

• Question: “Whats going on?”  Response: “It’s 1977.”
• “At bible camp they don’t really sing about licking nuts though.”
• “That bush counts I think.”
• “My grandmother called them Tallywackers.”
• “Everybody just grab a loose weiner.”

Things we learned:

• Kids at Bible Camp are actually in their 40’s.
• Toothless inbreds don’t take kindly to out of towners.
• Tad is rad.
• Jesus is cool with wine coolers.

Final Take:

I personally was pretty fond of this movie, although I don’t know that the rest of the group liked it as much. It was funny and entertaining. According to IMDB, there is a sequel in the works, which I think would also make for a good BMT movie.