Date Watched: 4/11/19
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Sir Nic Cage
Plot:
A crew of ex-cons are hired by a Cleveland mafioso to kidnap the baby of a rival mobster. (From IMDB.com)
Rules:
Taking drugs
Any crimes or attempted crimes
Anytime they say “Dog”
Quotes:
“We’re never going to collaborate on making really cool original cupcakes ever again!”
“Have you ever been to Nice?” “No, what’s that?”
Viewer Quotes:
“There’s nothing I’d like to see less.” (In regards to seeing a adult performer grind on Nic Cage.)
“Who’s a better actor Nic Cage or Freddie Prinze Jr.?” “What about Cage vs Dolf Lundgren?” “Mario Van Peebles?”
Things We Learned:
Casinos make you have ice cubes in your scotch, to keep you from getting drunk too quickly.
Babynapping doesn’t sound too good.
You can be handcuffed and dragged behind a car and easily get away.
Final Take:
Weird film. The opening scene with Willem Dafoe is particularly… interesting? I don’t think that we can recommend this movie, but it’s got some things going for it. It doesn’t quite get to full on Cage craziness. They should have just gone for it. Still, at least it wasn’t boring.
Bad Movie Thursday 
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