Date Watched: 03/28/2019
Starring: Sylvester Stallone
Plot: A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.
Rules
- New scene with matchstick in the mouth
- Guns with cobra on the handle
- “Nightslasher”
- Wearing sunglasses inside.
Quotes
- “I’m going to blow this place to hell!” – “Go ahead, I don’t shop here.”
- “You’re the disease, and I’m the cure.”
- “Cobretti, you know you have an attitude problem?” – “Yeah, but just a little one.”
- “I want your eyes, Pig. I want them.”
- “The court is civilized, pig. – “But I’m not. This is where the law stops, and I start.”
Viewer Quotes
- “Is he assembling his submachine gun?”
- “Do people say upstate in California?” – “No.”
- “This is probably where they filmed Terminator. It’s such a generic setup.”
- “What’s the motivation for this Night Slasher or the cult?”
Things We Learned
- Janitors are meant to use the service elevators. Remember the health code!
- Cobra sleeps with his finger on the trigger.
- It’s helpful to cut pizza with scissors.
- The best way to close a case is to kill all the suspects.
Final Take:
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