Bad Movie Thursday

Date watched: 2/5/26

Starring: A guy who does Speed Stick commercials, the girl from The Flash, and a bit of C. Thomas Howell

Plot: A chemical accident turns ordinary donuts into blood thirsty killers. Now it’s up to Johnny, Michelle and Howard to save their sleepy town from…Killer Donuts.  (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Show Dandy Donuts sign
• Donuts eating someone

Quotes:

• “Please never enter my lair when my door is locked.”
• “Damn that acid is kicking in.”
• While having sex… “You’re the clam in my chowder baby.”
• “You’re not remotely disturbed by the fact that I just hit this guy with my car at 60 miles an hour, he survived, looked like a zombie, then shat his guts out, glowing green radioactive shit, in case you guys missed that part, before plopping over and dropping dead?”
• “Ball on fire man!  Ball on fire!”
• “Just give us enough pink stuff to kill the donuts.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Why is this scene happening at all?”
• “Getting eaten by a donut… it’s a terrible way to go.”

Things We Learned:

• Donuts have a random eject button from the fryer, and the donuts come out fully glazed.
• Donuts can drive a car.

Final Thought:

It was ok.  It definitely owes a lot to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.  So, it’s got that going for it.  It also has C. Thomas Howell, which is another bonus.  But it doesn’t really go over the top with the potential it has.