Bad Movie Thursday

Starring

Rutger Hauer!!! (and a shotgun)

Plot

The name says it all.  A hobo uses a shotgun to rid the world of those filthier than himself.  One of the best and most quotable Thursday movies.  Don’t plan on being very productive the next day if you’re following the advanced rules.

Rules

• “Hobo”
• Cocking the shotgun
• Hobo cliches
• Hobo weapon upgrade
• References to bears

Quotes

• “Let it slide.” – “The only thing I’m going to let slide is my dick in your pussy!”
• “How many people have you killed?” – “What am I, a mathematician?”
• “I’m going to sleep in your bloody carcasses tonight.”
• “When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat out of razor blades.”
• “She’s so hot, I’d eat the peanuts out of her shit!”
• “Don’t shoot my dick off!  I got too much fucking left to do!”
• “You can’t solve all the world’s problems with a shotgun.” – “It’s all I know.”
• “Maybe you’ll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun.”
• “Get your hands off me, demons!  You’re crushing my smokes!”
• “You and me are going on a car ride to hell.  You’re riding shotgun.”