Bad Movie Thursday

Starring

Cheech and Chong and John Cleese (for 2 minutes)

Plot

Yellowbeard, a pirate’s pirate, is allowed to escape from prison to lead the authorities to his treasure. He finds that his wife neglected to tell him that he now has a son, 20, and shame of shame, an intellectual. The British Navy, Yellowbeard, his son, and members of Yellowbeard’s old crew all go after the treasure.

Rules

• “Yellowbeard”
• References to the reefer.
• Cliche pirate crap
• Every time there is a “raping”.

Quotes

• “I was raping you, if that’s what you mean.”
• “I’ll nail your tits to the table.”
• “Never trust your woman or a government.”

Viewer Quotes

• “It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Cheech and Chong.”
• “There’s really no good rape jokes in PG movies anymore.”
• “What is happening in this movie??”