Bad Movie Thursday

Starring

Nobody (and Ron Marchini)

Plot

John Travis is the last honest cop in a future dominated by terroristic martial-arts gangs who fight gladiator-style in arenas.  Unintentional comedy ensues.

Rules

• “Snake”
• References to “The Crystal”
• References to “The Law”
• Kicks to the face

Quotes

• “I thought all lawmen were dead.” – “Well, this one’s still kicking!”
• “Where’s the dog?” – “He always disappears when there’s trouble.”
• “Adios, you ugly son of a bitch!”
• “Hey fella, wanna dance?” – “Sorry, my feet are killing me.” – “You’re not the only one.”
• “It’s time for Plan B.” – “What’s that?” – “R – U – N!”
• “Assholes to ashes.  Dictators to dust.”