Posts Tagged ‘David Carradine

31
Dec
14

Treasure Raiders (2007)

Treasure Raiders

Viewing Date: 9/11/14

Plot:

An American professor (Brand) teams up with a Russian biker (Nevsky) to search for historical treasures buried in and around Moscow.  (From IMDB)

Starring: David Carradine and Sherilyn Fenn

Rules:

Say “Professor”

Guitar riffs

Rip-offs from other movies

Cars jumping

Cliché Russian names

Say “Wolf”

Quotes:

“I’ve got a hobby that pays a little more.”

“We do not need a new champion.”

“A lot of racers talk the talk, but you my friend talk the talk.”

“I dumped the cocaine in the Moscow river.”

“I want ze money and ze cocaine back!!!”

“Don’t worry baby, you’re safe now.”

“I’m glad our relatives didn’t have any curses.”

Viewer Quotes:

“There’s nothing I like better than non-nude dance clubs.”

“Can committing another crime really be your alibi?”

Things we learned:

-You can leave a street race to go steal money from a drug deal and come back without missing a beat.

-A biography written by a person about that same person can still be considered a biography.

23
May
12

Karate Cop

Image

Starring

Nobody (and Ron Marchini)

Plot

John Travis is the last honest cop in a future dominated by terroristic martial-arts gangs who fight gladiator-style in arenas.  Unintentional comedy ensues.

Rules

  • “Snake”
  • References to “The Crystal”
  • References to “The Law”
  • Kicks to the face

Quotes

  • “I thought all lawmen were dead.” – “Well, this one’s still kicking!”
  • “Where’s the dog?” – “He always disappears when there’s trouble.”
  • “Adios, you ugly son of a bitch!”
  • “Hey fella, wanna dance?” – “Sorry, my feet are killing me.” – “You’re not the only one.”
  • “It’s time for Plan B.” – “What’s that?” – “R – U – N!”
  • “Assholes to ashes.  Dictators to dust.” 



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