Starring
Matt Damon on steroids (aka John Cena)
Plot
John Cena brings the excitement of wrestling to the big screen in this awesome shoot-em-up. So if you don’t like wrestling, consider that fair warning. There are some explosions, shootings, and more explosions. Get ready.
Rules
- “Marine” (The word marine is spoken. Worth 2 if its Cena who says it.)
- A salute
- A car gets air
- Any mention of Rock Candy
Movie Quotes
- “They have a hostage…It’s my wife!”
- “What is this guy? The terminator?”
- “His name was Tim…Timothy. He called himself Johnny Whiplash. First he offered me friendship, then he offered me rock candy, then he offered me something I never should have accepted.” (i.e. butt sex, and dueling banjos starts playing in the background.)
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