23
May
12

Karate Cop

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Starring

Nobody (and Ron Marchini)

Plot

John Travis is the last honest cop in a future dominated by terroristic martial-arts gangs who fight gladiator-style in arenas.  Unintentional comedy ensues.

Rules

  • “Snake”
  • References to “The Crystal”
  • References to “The Law”
  • Kicks to the face

Quotes

  • “I thought all lawmen were dead.” – “Well, this one’s still kicking!”
  • “Where’s the dog?” – “He always disappears when there’s trouble.”
  • “Adios, you ugly son of a bitch!”
  • “Hey fella, wanna dance?” – “Sorry, my feet are killing me.” – “You’re not the only one.”
  • “It’s time for Plan B.” – “What’s that?” – “R – U – N!”
  • “Assholes to ashes.  Dictators to dust.” 
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