Date watched: 5/9/24
Starring: Billy Blanks, Bolo Yeung
Plot:
Somewhere in an apocalyptic future, where the rich live underground and the poor are left to fend for themselves on the surface by forming gangs, corrupt members of an underground security force plot to destroy the surface. (From IMDB)
Rules:
- Lazers
- Say “TCU”
- Say “breaker”
- Have fights for no reason
- Billy Blanks does the splits
Quotes:
- “Back to surface world for you chump.”
- While she’s dying… “You said we’d be partners forever.”
- “You want to see the sights.. you got to pay the price.”
Viewer Quotes:
- “This looks like a movie made by stuntmen for stuntmen.”
- “Can we drink for Billy Blanks haircut as well?”
- “Are we to assume that their clothes are made of rat?” (Note: They have fur on them. Hence the rat comment.)
Things We Learned:
- In the future, crooks attack the cops on ziplines.
- You punch through a clown to hit the guy behind him.
- Picassos sleep during the day.
- The best way to kill a man is to scratch him like a cat.
Final Take:
This was pretty good. It brought back a lot of memories watching Billy Blanks and thinking about his Tae Bo workouts. The visuals and plot are totally throw away 90’s straight to video style. Having Bolo Yeung involved is always a plus too.
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