Date watched: 1/18/24
Starring: Bigfoot
Plot:
A tabloid reporter makes a shocking cryptozoological discovery while investigating a recent rash of Bigfoot sightings in this comedy featuring beer, bikinis, and the wildest party animal you’ve ever met. (From IMDB)
Rules:
- Drinking booze
- Footprints
- Say Bigfoot or sasquatch
- Mention loins
Quotes:
- In response to what the hick is going to do when he captures bigfoot = “I’m going to take the missus out and get some egg rolls and spaghetti.”
- “Personally, I think I’m going to bed, and I think all of that is a bunch of crap.”
- “That guy’s nuttier than a ton of squirrel poop.”
- “If you have to shave a hundred monkeys and then glue their fur to a homeless dude to get the picture… then do it!”
- “You feel like playing sunbather and panty thief?”
Viewer Quotes:
- “I keep waiting for bigfoots wild weekend.”
- “There’s been very little bigfoot and very little wild weekend.”
- “What’s the wrong end of the urinal?”
Things We Learned:
- The best way to go camping is straight from running on the track without changing or getting camping stuff.
- The best way to lure bigfoot is to drink beer and take your top off… Or get toasty (aka high) and invite him in.
Final Take:
It starts off well enough, but then Bigfoot disappears for a long period of time. Other characters are introduced and then never seen again. It doesn’t do nearly enough with the premise. So, skippable.
Bad Movie Thursday 