Plot:
A group of peaceful Vampires are infected and turned into crazed zombie like creatures whose only motivation is to feed on flesh, whether Human or Vampire. A group of Vamprie commandos tries to keep their identity secret, while trying to stop the spread of the infection. Soldiers from across the ages, it’s up to these vampires to end the zombie infection. Caught in the middle is a group of human kids on a camping trip, who team up with the Vampires in an attempt to survive. (from IMDB)
Year:
2010
Starring:
Some guy who looks like Corben Bernsen.
Rules:
Zombie flies back from being shot
Zombie hit by car
Hiding a Zombie/Vampire bite
Vampire getting burned by sunlight
Slow motion shooting guns
They say ZV
Quotes:
“Any luck Mr. Bad Wrench?”
“This is why I don’t stay at these scummy scum bag motels.”
“This isn’t a video game kids.”
Viewer Quotes:
“Worthless shower scene.”
“This Shelly is just like the real Shelly. She drinks until she passes out.”
“Do you think one of these guys is named Chavez?”
“Worst death ever.”
Things we learned from this movie:
After you shoot a shotgun you should throw it away as it can’t be used anymore.
Garden gnomes explode when you shoot them.
You can be both a zombie and a vampire. (AZV)
Flashbacks to ancient Roman times, Vietnam, or the Old West can literally happen any time w/o reason.
That sounds positively twisted.